Best. Grade 12 History Project. EVER.

 

A+ for a creative – if slightly disturbing – history assignment. And major props to the teacher for sending students out into the Twitterverse.

 

1.  Unit 4  (Bay of Pigs)

@Castro#1

Slaughtered the one and only CIA! Sent them running with their tails between their legs. #Cuba4THEWIN

@CubaCandy45

DATS WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ‘BOUT!! #Cubarocks #HowdoesthatfeelUSA

@Castro#1

Dear God… #WHATHAVEWEDONE

@KenDoll4President

Sorry you had to find out this way. #CubaStillRocks

@KenDoll4President

Whoopsies! #ThatAwkwardMomentWhen…

@UScitizens

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?! #You’reinBIGtrouble #JKcomeforwardPLS

@KenDoll4President

Ummmm… #HonestMistake

@USmilitary88

Oooh, you’s in trooouubbllee… #Wouldn’tWantToBeAmericanRightNow

@USmilitary88

Deep trouble! I feel ya, man. JK you suck!! Oink, oink!! #AndSoItWasDecreed…

@Castro#1

FML. #Life.Over.

 

2. Unit 5 (6 day war)

@MosheMan

Greatest territories gained by Israel in SIX FREAKING DAYS!! Where the party at?? #WE’RENUMBER1

@I’mIsraeliyo666

Call Guinness, this has to be a record. #kickingsome@$$

@MosheMan

Fo Shizzle. #ICanFinallyPutInThatPool

@MosheMan

WTF WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! #OutOfTheLoop #USUCK

@Nasser4life

Snooze you lose, bubba! #AwkwardButAwesome

@MosheMan

IMMA KILL U #RevengeIsBestServedANYTIME

@Nasser4life

Use proper English, please. #HateAbbreviations

@MosheMan

You know where you can shove that? You stupid little—

@Nasser4life

Whoaa, no need for name calling! Let’s be civil here. #Didn’tYourMotherEverTellYou…

@MosheMan

…Eyepatch. #GoingDownWithABang

@Nasser4life

OKAY NOW YOU’RE ASKING FOR IT. #KeepMyEyepatchOutOfIt!!

@Nasser4life

Sooo…we kind of have no place to live… #Nomorepovertypls

@EgyptCitizens

I’m getting to it. #JUSTGIVEMEAMINUTE

@MosheMan

What’s all this then? #WWIIIPLEASE

@USSRpeeps111

Nothing!! Absolutely nothing!! #Can’tAnyoneKeepASecretAnymore

@USAladiesandgents

Awwkkwwaarrdddd… #CloseCall

 

3. Unit 6 (Rosa Parks)

@XMan666

Soooo I got kicked off the bus today because I wouldn’t give up my seat to this middle aged white woman with a serious stick up her @$$. #FML

@RosesNParks

Ouch. We should go protest!! #TimeIsNow

@BlackPantherBros99

Dude. No one’s blowing up anything. Chill. #NotThatMad

@RosesNParks

No violence? I applaud you. #Let’sTalkAboutOurFeelings

@MLKjr

Omg can we just stop with the sweet talk already? Or is the plan to kill all the racists with diabetes? #TalkingDoesNOTHING

@BlackPantherBros99

The goal is to not kill anything, young grasshopper. #UseYourWords

@MLKjr

…..What? #WTFutalkingabout

@RosesNParks

WTF why didn’t you just give up your seat?? #PeepleRStoopid

@IWANTYOURSEATlady60

STFU AND GTFO. #WellSaid