Solja Boy Gangnam Style? Um, No.

As many of you know, we’ve got a wedding coming up this summer. My big contribution (besides the bride!) is getting our yard in shape for the ceremony. Fortunately, we’ve got a talented landscaper helping us, so it should be spectacular-spectacular!

But it occurred to me that before the reception, I might want to learn a few basic dance moves. Since I love to dance. And have no ability to do so.

Naturally, I went to YouTube. Do you have any idea how many dance tutorials are out there?!? Well, I didn’t.

I won’t be doing this:

I won’t be doing this, either:

So I’m going to focus on learning three moves. Three. There is nothing more basic than this. Wish me luck.